I have run out of patience and time. Sorry if the last post was not up to acceptable standards. I don't know if it is slow internet, the Blogger PC app, or the Blogger iPad app that is giving me problems, but I can't seem to set a post with placeholders on the PC, then add photos from the iPad into the desired place. On a trip, one does not have unlimited time to fight with apps!
I apologize for the bad post, and will tell the story behind the wine bottle when the adrenaline wears off and I can avoid swearing.